April Fool's '99

How do you best prank the visually impaired? A question my own dear dad pondered at length before deciding that the best way would be to include hole-punch confetti* inside an obviously fake letter and then encourage civil disobedience via the theft of police-helmets. 

Although nobody actually fell for the prank, we do know of at least one unfortunate blind person that had confetti all over the floor for a week before it was spotted by a sighted guest. 

As with all his pranks, this was sent in the mail to about a hundred people.

* they're called chads

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E A S T E R   B U N N Y   B U R G E R   O F F E R S

Registered Office: GREATER FIDDOL

FARIL POOL  TEASESIDE

Telephone & Fax:  01-and a bit 0-my
VAT REGISTRATION NO:  012 2234 1091

30 March 1999

Dear «NAME»

A very happy Easter to you & all your family.

 Following on from our remarkable offer of last Easter, The BURGER BUNNY chain of happy diners is delighted to make this another notable Easter for BUNNY Burger lovers all over the UK.

 Just count up all the bits & pieces of confetti you have just dropped on your floor and if it amounts to exactly 100, you will have won exactly 100 BUNNY BURGERS

One of our many Burger BUNNY Representatives will be secretly patrolling your area during this week dressed in a police uniform.  All you have to do to claim your prize is to simply remove our representatives helmet and pop your winning confetti into it while running in circles singing ‘Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run!’

Providing that the confetti count is correct, our representative will instantly present you with a voucher which will entitle you to 100 FREE BURGER BUNNY MEALS up to and including New Year’s Eve 2000.

Yours sincerely

 

GOTCHA SPEAR

GREEK LEEK MANAGEMENT INC

ALL OFFERS SUBJECT TO BURGER BUNNY CONDITIONS, BURGER BUNNY EMPLOYEES and THEIR FAMILIES SUBJECT TO usual partiality

BURGER BUNNY INCORPORATED PUBLIC RELATIONS, DIRECTORS: j ester, wonga whoppa