And now for a bit of smut from my dad - the man who liked his stripteases in Braille....
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There was a tall lady called Mabel
Whose husband was small and unable
So, some stallions she bought
And she rides them for sport
Though they've never yet once left the stable
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The dearest madame from Helsinki
Lured a toy-boy by dressing up kinky
But she soon gave him up
When his big Tonka truck
When unwrapped, only turned out a Dinky
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A big busted lady called Cindy
Took her bra off to tan both her thingies
She fell asleep on the beach
And awoke with a screech
When two chaps tried to blow up her dinghies
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An unfortunate husband called Pete
Had a wife who cooked nothing to eat
All she prepared
Were the cornflakes she spared
Made from corns which she flaked off her feet
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An animal lover named Peg
Tried teaching her doggie to beg
But when the dog faced her
And stood and embraced her
She said “now now stop cocking that leg”.
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A lass who ate too many pickles
Lost her ticklish feelings in trickles
So she went to the doctor
Who suddenly shocked her
When he said cant you feel these test tickles?
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